Author Archives: lcjameson

About lcjameson

By day I'm an editor at a state job; by night (and weekends!) I'm a freelance editor and writer and mother and grandmother and wife and dog mom and deer watcher and book reader and audio book listener and sometimes chief cook and bottle washer (OK, I cook now and then...blue moons mostly).

Spare Me the Peeling Rash!

There I was minding my own business when an authoritative voice asked me to imagine facing my life with less chronic osteoarthritis pain. This anonymous narrator then subtly introduced me to a pretty, middle-aged, bleached-blonde lady whose knee clearly hurts … Continue reading

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The Bathroom Goddess Lives in the Sprinkler Head

The Bathroom Goddess Lives in the Sprinkler Head I’m quite sure this is true, as that’s where my gaze is naturally drawn when I enter the bathroom at work and, upon discovering that no one else is in the large, … Continue reading

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The Endangered Spoon

“May I have a spoon, please?” I asked the waiter. He hesitated just a fraction of a second – enough to make me add in haste, my voice apologetic, “This sauce is just so yummy; I’d like to enjoy all … Continue reading

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